Author Archives: Damian Thomas

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Hostel

So, Because I’ve been away for ages and no one cares about me anymore, I’m thinking, “How do i get back in with the nobodies that still, for some reason, follow me?” Then it hit me! What is the world … Continue reading

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T3k3n 3

Prologue Highly popular BBC Radio 5 Live personality Danny Baker, rushed through his front door and punched a gollywog, as he did for the vast majority of Saturdays after his morning stint on the radio, of which he entertained a … Continue reading

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Competition Times!!!!

Hello! I’m in pain! Hope you’re not! Thanks! YAY! So this is your chance to win a rare copy of the indie smash hit, “Yoga Hosers” (2016). It’s not copied or anything, it’s the legit deal bruh! “Why’s it rare?” … Continue reading

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Jim

Barbara bet Jim 3 pounds that he couldn’t eat  some traffic. Jim went out into the street to try and eat traffic. Jim got run over. Jim died from head trauma. Glenda was mortified at her mentally disturbed son’s funeral … Continue reading

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Kenneth

Kenneth’s mother woke him, holding a cup of yellow Xon tea. Kenneth was stiff from the night before when he was playing quaberfib with some chaps he met outside X1400o0Nb. He woke up wearily and started sipping on the old … Continue reading

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The Singing Ringing Tree (1957)

Director: Francesco Stefani Stars: Christel Bodenstein, Charles Hans Vogt, Eckart Dux IMDb A brave prince wants to win the heart of a stubborn princess by finding the singing, ringing tree for her. He finally locates it in the realm of … Continue reading

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Lucky Sky Diamond (1990)

Director: Izo Hashimoto Stars: Naoko Amihama, Reiko Nakamura, Shiro Sano IMDb A woman wakes up in a hospital and is terrorized by horrifying hallucinations and two sadistic doctors. Here’s a bit of a Guinea Pig bonus for you all to … Continue reading

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Guinea Pig 6: Mermaid in a Manhole (1988)

Director: Hideshi Hino Stars: Shigeru Saiki, Mari Somei, Masami Hisamoto

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Guinea Pig 5: Android of Notre Dame (1989)

Director: Kazuhito Kuramoto Stars: Toshihiko Hino, Mio Takaki, Tomorowo Taguchi

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